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Conan Season 3 - Episodes Guide and Summaries

EpisodeEpisode NameAir Date
1

Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo

2

Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI

3

I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them

4

The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies

5

“Boo!”, Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was

6

The Vague Man Who Said Something

7

The Lorax XXX

8

What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay

9

Dial N for 'Not How You Spell Murder'

10

Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!

11

The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls

12

The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss

13

The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes

14

Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?

15

The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing

16

Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope

17

The Narcoleptic Insomniac

18

Conan's Got a Cold

19

The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel

20

Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'

21

The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit

22

The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing

23

Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for “Geese-a-Layin”

24

6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go

25

The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole

26

Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote

27

Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong

28

All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off

29

Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish

30

The Chamomile Conundrum

31

Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!

32

Siri, Where Is My Kidney?

33

The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles

34

Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening

35

The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants

36

Sweet Home Al-Jazeera

37

The Day the Mime Stood Still

38

Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever

39

Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far

40

The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn

41

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags

42

Yahtzee at the OK Corral

43

The Strange Case of Case Strangerson

44

The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice

45

The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication

46

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School

47

Love Means Never Having to Say, “Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?”

48

The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery

49

“Waka Flocka Flame,” Said the Drunk Rooster

50

The Roomba with a View

51

The All-Girl Sausage Party

52

You Have the Right to Remain Naked

53

The Legend of Legend Cove

54

The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk

55

Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title

56

Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy

57

The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose

58

A Time to Kill Time

59

The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances

60

The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployed

61

Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes

62

The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie

63

I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins

64

The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?

65

The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle

66

The Ginger Went Down to Georgia

67

It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta

68

Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured

69

The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title

70

The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake

71

The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut

72

Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville

73

Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel

74

The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis

75

Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer

76

Django Snowchained

77

Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation

78

Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III

79

Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services

80

Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis

81

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name

82

The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me

83

The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch

84

Press “Pound” for Murder

85

The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige

86

There Is No “I” in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!

87

IMDBCooper

88

“Why Are You All Laughing?” Asked the Glass Blower

89

The Princess and the P. Diddy

90

Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke

91

The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!

92

The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard

93

Butt-Dial M for Murder

94

The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas

95

The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers

96

Alien Meets The Fokkers

97

The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad

98

Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing

99

Escape from Podcast Mountain

100

The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6

101

The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.

102

The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest

103

Never Name Your Daughter Dilda

104

The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt. Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!

105

The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy

106

When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.

107

My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

108

The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One “Steve”

109

The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie

110

There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm

111

Zero on the Richter Scale

112

Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S

113

99% Effort, 1% Milk.

114

Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters

115

“What Is Jeopardy?” Said the Senile Alex Trebek

116

Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy

117

Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes

118

One If by Land, Two If by Jetski

119

Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge

120

My Big Fat Greek Landlord

121

Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening

122

Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)

123

Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning

124

The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference

125

Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.

126

Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D

127

The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One

128

Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas

129

The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched

130

The Self-Centered Man Who Called It “MeTube”

131

DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN

132

The Evil “S” Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter

133

A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change

134

The Man Who Would Be King, But Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead.

135

Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading

136

Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango

137

The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In

138

Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills

139

The Fast and the Bi-Curious

140

Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White

141

Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent

142

The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album

143

Word Is a Four-Letter Word

144

The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of

145

Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home

146

Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3

147

A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode

148

Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper

149

The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined

150

Throwing Shade Since 1993

151

Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.

152

Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men

153

The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That “Good at Math” Stereotype

154

The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of “Brokeback Mountain”

155

Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime

156

Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed

157

Two Decades, Two Laughs

158

A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences

159

That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years

Special

Serious Jibber-Jabber: Comedy Mastermind Judd Apatow

Special

Serious Jibber-Jabber: Statistician Nate Silver

Special

Serious Jibber-Jabber: Rocker Jack White

Special

Serious Jibber-Jabber: “The Simpsons” Writers Reunion

Special

Serious Jibber-Jabber: Music Historian Peter Guralnick

Special

Serious Jibber-Jabber: Martin Short

Special

Serious Jibber-Jabber: Mel Brooks