So I got up at 8 AM. I was out and about from about 9 AM, to 4 PM. Than I was stuck in front of the PC till 7 PM. And Santah goes “make a funny news post about the Japanese office thingie”. Right. I’m outta funny today. Ok, I’ll give it a shot:
A pirate walks into a bar, wearing a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says “Mate, you have a steering wheel on your crotch”, The pirate says “Aye, it’s driving me nuts”.