Stumbled upon a few (fucking old but still great) jokes, so there:
A Dyslexic man walks into a bra
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
A rabbi, a priest and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says 'Is this some kind of a joke ?'
P.S. TV.com decided to do a maintenance right in the middle of next-episode.net update. Some shows might be messed up. No panic please - it'll be fixed shortly :)
(it says 3am pacific on tv.com)