<b>1.</b> Do you like tiny cartoon violence? Come join the brutality and be my pupil:<a href="http://kbear.mybrute.com">http://kbear.mybrute.com</a><br>We want to create a n-e.net clan, but one of us has to get to level 10 first - the more pupils I get the faster we'll get there. And seriously, my brute is seriously easy to beat if you've ever had the urge to crush me.<br><b>2.</b> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.fuckyeahneilpatrickharris.com">He's so awesome!</a><br><b>3.</b> Don't forget we're on twitter now if you would like to <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/nextepisodenet">follow us</a>.<br><b>4.</b> And Santah would never forgive me if I didn't link to his <a target="_blank" href="http://funforcell.net/awesomefacts/getapp/?ituneslink">Awesome Facts</a> application for the iPhone.<br><br> And moving away from links for a moment, my dad is going into hospital for the day on Monday (don't worry, nothing serious) and to keep him amused and occupied I would like to text him a bunch of jokes throughout the day. Only I don't know any really good jokes, and I have a busy weekend planned so I don't have time to filter through all the really crude ones that can be so easy found online (this is my dad after all). Anyone fancy hooking me up with some laugh out loud funny jokes?<br><br>Just comment with your favourite ones and we can all share in the lols. Thanks in advance.<br><br>[<b>Edit</b>] You can now join the Next-Episode brute clan: <a href="http://mybrute.com/team/2939">http://mybrute.com/team/2939</a><br><br> And I'd really like to keep our clan to next-episode users, so if you want to join <a href="https://next-episode.net/msg/">message me here</a> with your brute name and I'll accept you. <br><br>-- Karenbear