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Wed May 20, 2009
Greatest comments of all time (from last news post)
comment # 31 by
is this a joke or is someone reaally in need of a job? stop posting this nonsence... add some important shit instead.. like new releases.. or preairs.. or some shit like that.. no jokes...
comment # 32 by
punk ass white boys
3000 Awesome Facts
- the greatest
app, get it while on sale!
comment # 1 by
I think that was a joke dude..
comment # 2 by
which one is a joke? and i think you ppl got the definition of "joke" wrong ;)
comment # 3 by
I don't think it was :)
comment # 4 by
Lol, since when do you add important stuff to the news santah? :o
comment # 5 by
That was so not a joke! And to top it off, I am currently seeking employment... :P
comment # 6 by
mxy, is that a joke? :P
I don't think "truztnoone" was joking. Anyone who spells "trust" like that doesn't know the definition of joke. "Truzt", how very gangster (or should that be "gangzter")!
comment # 7 by
Unfortunately not... these are harsh times...
comment # 8 by
@Halo2...actually it should be gangsta :)
comment # 9 by
important news where ?
comment # 10 by
This person must be new. And they obviously have a different definition of what's important. ;D
comment # 11 by
Another wasted news item?? Is this a[nother] joke or what?
comment # 12 by
sigh.. i'm inclined to agree with truztnoone.. get some real news
comment # 13 by
will do, it's just that I don't have the time to browse around these days, and no one volunteers for news posting :(
comment # 14 by
comment # 15 by
ok ok ok.. this was some provocin shit :)
mxzy god knows what. read carefully.. i do not care if u are in need of job, or girl or man.. i dont kno and i do not care seriosly.
i just think that this nonsence joke news is fukin lame man..
a year ago u ppl wrote got stuff on the front page.. now its just kid stuff.. like this latest... and VERY mature to present my comment on the first page.. real thanks. now maybe ull see that all next-episode.net users doenst kiss ass for no one. got that?
and for u loser who speaks about gangsta.. haha. no man i aint gangsta.. specially not on internet while im dealin with this kinda stuff.. haha fucking children:)
ban me, do what ever u want. i just wrote my oppinion and instead it became a laughing stand.
Real Mature Admins... take care now byebye then.
comment # 16 by
Yep, no sense of humour at all.
comment # 17 by
comment # 18 by
Don't ban him, give him a funny custom title, you know like "Royal Jester" or "King of Jokes" or.....you know, something funny!
comment # 19 by
how about 'gangsta'? :P
comment # 20 by
Ban him? Why would he be banned? He has done nothing wrong... hell, making us laugh is a good thing. If anything, he should become a honorary member ;)
comment # 21 by
"ban me, do what ever u want". He said it himself.
comment # 22 by
ah... he's just pissed for making fun of him.... hey trutznoone, you'll live!
real news? really?!? what, are you guys to lazy to find them elsewhere?
comment # 23 by
one word: lol
comment # 24 by
@Thierry: "how about 'gangsta'? :P"
It should really be "gangzta" with respect to his name...
no jokes... haha... etc and however you people speak, but do you mean to miss letters out?
"FuckinG", "kno", "provocinG" (if that's even a word), "fuCkinG" (you almost spelt it right like you did previously), "dealinG", "YOu"
Hav u got dat man?
comment # 25 by
Stop whining... :D
comment # 26 by
LOL man i'm glad i kept checking back to see if he had responded because i knew it would be funny, people's reactions always are, especially when they get cut but this is just gold!
was a pretty shit day today but this just makes me smile.
@sluzy: actually we don't know if he'll live, it's best that he take action today...hell he should go do something stupid, have a whinge, bitch and moan because people are taking the piss. as long as he remembers to come back here and post about it so that we can all have a laugh :)
comment # 27 by
this shit is just randomly generating new news without it actually being news. it's like i get pictures of keanu reeves tanking his bike on news. it's not really news, is it :D
comment # 28 by
rofl indeed priceless! Can he come back and comment some more pls? pls?
comment # 29 by
Is this the black version of Btm? :+
comment # 30 by
this was fucking funny.. not the last shit..
comment # 31 by
Heh! Let's call him "Everyones Favourite Member".
comment # 32 by
Now you've broken the news layout...
Go take your shanter somewhere else.
comment # 33 by
thanks bro.. fairchild u seem like a faggot..im straight so stop with the flirtin.. and halo 2.. that was my intention... besides. maybe u didnt kno halo 3 is out.
comment # 34 by
Im one 27th black.
comment # 35 by
Surprisingly enough I in fact did.
Nevermind the fact that I've been using this pseudonym (that means false name) for years, and chose it as Halo was already taken.
"maybe u didnt kno dat 'bro'"?
(What is wrong with you and your keyboard. Do you find it hard to type proper English? I'm genuinely interested.)
comment # 36 by
Oh no, he's on to me! I'm just gonna change out of this tight pink top and too small pants, be right back!
comment # 37 by
OK, I'm back now. Let's call him "Banned"!
comment # 38 by
u mean "bannd" so it'll match his writin style...
comment # 39 by
my first ever comment on next episode
it was just too funny not to reply :P
truztnoone, quite simply, you are an imbecile who cant take a joke :)
take care now xD
comment # 40 by
hahahahhahahahah this was among the greatest fuck faces i have ever dealed with... ahahahhahaha u take this real serious :D why aint i banned already?? hahahahha fairchild´s mother was is and will be raped by a vicious gang.. and halo... u little whore child... maybe .. just maybe.. if u go out on a friday night or saturday... JUST maybe... U wouldnt be so anxious to "diss" me.... any ways... keep it up.. i love this shit :D
halo wars 4 life... u motherfuckers
comment # 41 by
besides.. this aint no fucking essay.. motherfucker.. why in lucifers name should i even bother writin correctly?? u ass hole mother fucker.. u understood it.... retard..
comment # 42 by
coooooooome oooon.... write something.. its saturday.. rainy... hangover... come on.. amuse me....
fuck yall haters :D
comment # 43 by
Well now you're just trying too hard. That's not funny, it's just sad.
comment # 44 by
[I'm making fool of myself, and if I don't stop right now, my account will be deleted]
comment # 45 by
Erm... There's insulting us (if you can call it that), and then there's crossing the line by insulting ours mothers? New low... At least we can defend ourselves. Though I haven't really taken any notice.
"besides.. this aint no fucking essay.. motherfucker.. why in lucifers name should i even bother writin correctly?? u ass hole mother fucker.. u understood it.... retard.. "
Maybe because half of what your write is gibberish? For example,
"this was among the greatest fuck faces i have ever dealed with..."
The use of "fuck face" here does not really make sense. It's also "dealt", not "dealed" by the way. More importantly, most people would type this as it has less letters, never minding it's the correct spelling!
As you're asking my, Friday night was pretty entertaining to be honest, went to the pub for a bit. Got exams on at the moment (if you ever got that far in your education you'd know what they are, essentially questions you have to answer correctly to get qualifications, such as degrees etc.). I seriously doubt you're old enough to drink, and even if you are, I don't think anyone would understand your if you ordered one, if you can even do that.
Now seriously, go out on your little moped, meet your little wannabe gangster friends and tell them how gangster you are, when you "diss" peoples mothers over the internet last night. Maybe they'll shoot you, and then you can show off your cool scar when it heals...
comment # 46 by
"[I'm making fool of myself, and if I don't stop right now, my account will be deleted]"
I'm gonna go ahead and guess it's a wee bit late for that.
comment # 47 by
Okay, I'm guessing that comment didn't always say that - what did you write over Santah, I'm curious. ;D
comment # 48 by
It was just some of his normal drivel.
comment # 49 by
what da fuck man, you ignore my comment about being one 27th black? What have i done to you that you disrespect me like dat?
comment # 50 by
Quick, someone pay attention to Ben. He's feeling neglected.
comment # 51 by
He he, good one!
comment # 52 by
Given his other errors, does he think "truzt" is actually spelled that way? ;)
comment # 53 by
Probably not. I'm guessing he's just pretending to be "ghetto". He just wishes he was one 27th black, like BenTheMan.
Considering how he insulted my mother, I'd say this has moved from fun to not so fun.
If this guy is not banned forever, I'm not coming back.
comment # 54 by
probably a double post, but too many to read... 3000 awesome facts is in the top 5 on the norwegian itunes store... congrats!
comment # 55 by
comment # 56 by
now its number one :D
comment # 57 by
da fuck yea I want attention ...
comment # 58 by
I think you've got it all now BTM, I think he's gone :p
comment # 59 by
yea, he backed off.
comment # 60 by
too bad... he was funny... a real bundle of joy to every NE user who's reading these comments... :)
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